My homeless neighbour phoned Carphone Warehouse to cancel her internet connection.
(The phone no longer works there)
'There will be a charge, madam.'
'My house got burnt down',she replied.
'That will mean a £70 disconnection fee'. said Carphone Warehouse.
First of all it was the Banks, now its Big Business taking the piss.
Carphone Warehouse - may you get all you deserve.